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Post by alannaschultz on Dec 31, 2009 15:30:35 GMT -8
no way!!! this morning I was looking through my syllabus in the hall and I found out that the printer wasn't printing yellow ink onto the tattoo paper like I wanted it to. So I called the police and they came with giant handcuffs and took my printer away!!
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Post by mingwarrior337 on Dec 31, 2009 15:49:06 GMT -8
that's gnarly!!! did i tell you about the time that i had a time in my pants because i was greener in alaska than in macy's. but the cake tasted good.
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Post by alannaschultz on Jan 1, 2010 7:44:59 GMT -8
embiden!!! I sent my brother off to get his vaccinations but instead he met a polar bear on the way to HEB. Since he got lost I had to call my basketball coach to come get him.
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Post by Tondalayo on Jan 1, 2010 12:04:28 GMT -8
I'm sorry to hear that. I'm in love with EB who has a pet train who enjoys talking on the CD player that doesn't hear him because he has a dozen eggs
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Post by mingwarrior337 on Jan 1, 2010 12:47:09 GMT -8
that's not as minged out as the time that i was playing soccer and i hit a bobbaloo into san fran where poison ivy tastes bad and candy tastes like chicken pot pie. but when i got back, lollipops came in cans.
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Post by alannaschultz on Jan 1, 2010 19:37:16 GMT -8
that's laquee. did anyone hear about the time I got lost in the movie theatre and it was snowing peanuts? I had to drive myself home on my tricycle and I forgot my chimp in lane five at the bank.
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Post by mingwarrior337 on Jan 2, 2010 13:18:06 GMT -8
the other day alberto tried to rob a bank but he was being hunt chased by the F.B.I. (Funny. Bunnies. Inc.) and he fed them carrots which pleased the koolaid guy. The gingerbread man then ate celery because he was asian.
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Post by alannaschultz on Jan 2, 2010 19:47:56 GMT -8
that's awkward. I thought that my dad was going to pick up peanut butter and cheese sandwiches at the desert island, but it turns out he visited aaron rodgers instead and went skydiving in Tahiti.
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Post by Tondalayo on Jan 3, 2010 14:08:36 GMT -8
weird....Today, I found a robot sticker on the bottom of a tea bag that was next to a bag quinoa and contained a bionicle that had a distant cousin in the Sahara Desert.
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Post by alannaschultz on Jan 4, 2010 8:06:57 GMT -8
that's interesting. I remember when I was little I used to go play in the underwater swimming pool and shot darts at the headphones that liked purple popsicles.
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Post by mingwarrior337 on Jan 11, 2010 15:19:19 GMT -8
once i tripped over a rubics cube and broke my hair
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Post by alannaschultz on Jan 11, 2010 15:20:32 GMT -8
did it grow back? I remember once I was writing a mandolin that tasted like marshmallows after a shower
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Post by mingwarrior337 on Jan 11, 2010 15:21:53 GMT -8
showers are dry when there is no water. especially when han solo eats.
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Post by alannaschultz on Jan 11, 2010 15:24:35 GMT -8
especially. my pen didn't like the CD that I fed to the dollar bill because the CD was scratched by a mad lion
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Post by mingwarrior337 on Jan 11, 2010 15:26:14 GMT -8
tigers turn green when they visit greenland.
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Post by alannaschultz on Jan 11, 2010 15:27:51 GMT -8
have you ever had that dish that has some pink leg of lamb on it with yummy sharpened pencil that was organically farmed in the Andes?
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Post by mingwarrior337 on Jan 11, 2010 15:29:50 GMT -8
spaniards are from spain
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Post by alannaschultz on Jan 11, 2010 15:45:57 GMT -8
and santa claus lives in bermuda
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Post by mingwarrior337 on Jan 11, 2010 16:10:58 GMT -8
he actually lives in the north pole along with brad pitt
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Post by alannaschultz on Jan 11, 2010 19:13:55 GMT -8
no, he lives in bermuda with shia labeauf
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Post by mingwarrior337 on Jan 12, 2010 8:00:57 GMT -8
actually, he lives in the North Pole with the nose-picking fiends
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Post by alannaschultz on Jan 12, 2010 8:33:15 GMT -8
no, with the castoff Brazilians who refused to go fourwheeling underwater
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Post by Gabby on Jan 12, 2010 9:31:04 GMT -8
Butter on pancakes!!!
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Post by alannaschultz on Jan 12, 2010 9:36:38 GMT -8
I still say castoff Brazilians
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Post by mingwarrior337 on Jan 16, 2010 9:40:21 GMT -8
and i say that guns n' roses toured in wafflehouse when meatloaf tried rain on monday. dogfood dunes in the grind that have green heads will probably conquer the spoons with exclamation points on vodka. oats and beans and barley grow in tomatoes when the ajsdkj monster jumps to coffee machines in the parallel city in which the working class sits and the middle tea bags are jolly due to the drop in blah blah stock. then soft g tore off his question mark and luke tapdances in germany.
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Post by alannaschultz on Jan 16, 2010 12:20:33 GMT -8
embiden! I bet a piece of bubblegum on the way to fry pancakes at the basketball game. the pillows tasted like guitars though, so I decided not to tie my shoes anyway.
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Post by mingwarrior337 on Jan 16, 2010 12:36:41 GMT -8
my shirt is a shirt
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Post by alannaschultz on Jan 16, 2010 12:37:12 GMT -8
OMG!!! SO IS MINE!!!
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Post by mingwarrior337 on Jan 16, 2010 12:39:31 GMT -8
so is the man who look like a skunk-fish who jumped around the bronx zoo with toe cheese upon his bedaway
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Post by alannaschultz on Jan 16, 2010 12:40:37 GMT -8
and the candy-colored man who decided to write down the moon with his nosepicking fiends
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